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That dumb rapper from Connecticut. He raps so hard he probably broke his own teeth. He’s like a superhero but with worse fashion sense and more swear words.
I saw him at the mall and he was rapping to the security cameras.
He tried to rob a bank and failed because he forgot his lyrics.
He texted me and said, 'You're the worst, I'm the best, I'm gonna beat you up in a rap battle.'
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A total snitch who steals babies and sells them for snacks.
He kidnapped my cousin and sold her to a bakery.
He took my little brother and said he was gonna make him into a cupcake.
He sent me a DM: 'I took your baby, you owe me a snack.'
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He’s literally the same person in every situation. Even when he’s not there.
He was in my dream and rapped me to sleep.
He showed up at my birthday party and made me cry.
He was in my math test and failed it for me.
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A German redhead who thinks Luke is the greatest thing since pizza.
He followed Luke to the store just to say hi.
He texted Luke every day and asked for his autograph.
He tried to propose to Luke in front of the whole school.
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