Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The ultimate version of epic, so epic it makes epic look like a washed-up rock star.

This party was an Oconic, I swear, I could've died happy.

That pizza was Oconic, it was like heaven on a plate.

His speeches are Oconic, they're so good they should be illegal.

2

A person so annoying, the Opposition would rather die than be around them.

That guy is an Oconic, he’s the reason I hate Mondays.

She’s an Oconic, I can’t stand her anymore.

He’s an Oconic, he’s the reason I failed my math test.

3

A weird, hairy, lazy human who lives in his parents' house and acts like he’s a rock star.

Ocon is an Oconic, he’s got more hair than a goat.

That guy is an Oconic, he looks like he rolled out of bed and into a hair salon.

Ocon is an Oconic, he lives in his parents' house and still acts like a king.

4

A French word for a guy who’s got a face like a donkey and thinks he's God.

That kid is an Oconic, he thinks he’s the best driver in the world.

He’s an Oconic, he's got a face like a donkey.

That kid is an Oconic, he’s got more ego than a billionaire.

5

A phrase used when something bad happens, because Ocon is always getting punished.

That crash was an Oconic, he got a penalty again.

That incident was an Oconic, he’s like a magnet for penalties.

That penalty was an Oconic, he’s got more penalties than a teacher.

6

A person so annoying, they make your life a living hell.

That guy is an Oconic, he’s the worst.

She’s an Oconic, she’s like a mosquito in your ear.

He’s an Oconic, he’s the reason I can’t sleep at night.

7

The big dog of the group, and everyone else is just a bunch of little pups.

That guy is an Oconic, he’s the big dog of the group.

She’s an Oconic, she’s the big dog and everyone else is a little pup.

He’s an Oconic, he’s the big dog and we’re just the little pups.