oconference

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a meeting where people talk like they’re not all stuck in a tiny room with bad Wi-Fi and worse mood

My boss started a Zoom call at 9 PM. I had cereal for dinner. I didn’t care.

The online conference was like being in a prison with 200 people who all have opinions about spreadsheets.

I logged into the oconference and my dog walked into the frame. Now he’s a keynote speaker.

a digital gathering where everyone’s face is pixelated and no one wants to be seen

I turned my camera off during the oconference. My cat got a standing ovation.

My mom joined the online conference. She asked if we were all in a spaceship.

I wore pajamas to the oconference. My boss thought I was dressed as a ghost.

a meeting that happens on the internet and makes people swear like they’re in a carpool fight

The online conference started at 8 AM. I had a hangover. I yelled at my computer.

My oconference was so long, I started questioning my life choices.

I had to mute myself during the oconference because my dog was doing a dance-off with my cat.

a digital meeting where people pretend to be interested and no one is

I showed up to the oconference wearing pajamas. My boss said, 'You look like you just woke up from a nightmare.'

The online conference lasted three hours. I used the time to eat a whole pizza.

I fell asleep during the oconference. My dog took over the presentation.

a meeting that takes place online and makes people wish they were anywhere else

The oconference started at 7 AM. I had a hangover and a death wish.

I joined the online conference with my hair in a ponytail. My boss said I looked like a unicorn.

I had to leave the oconference because my dog ate my laptop.

a meeting that happens on the internet and everyone is pretending to listen

I joined the oconference with my dog. He got a standing ovation. I got a demotion.

The online conference lasted for three hours. I used the time to binge-watch my favorite show.

I had to mute myself during the oconference because my cat was doing a karate routine.