Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A rat that smells like old socks and thinks it's the king of the trash can

You see it stealing your snack and you think, 'That ocoi is gonna get eaten by a hawk.'

He tried to flirt with my sister and got kicked out of the park.

His breath was so bad, the dog ran away.

2

A rat that's so ugly, even the other rats laugh at it

I saw it at the grocery store and it tried to eat my cereal.

It showed up at my house and tried to take my mom's cookies.

It was so fat, it could barely fit in the trash can.

3

A rat that's so stupid, it thinks the moon is a cheese sandwich

It tried to fight me and got squished by a shoe.

It ran into my dad's leg and got stepped on.

It tried to open the door and got stuck in the frame.

4

A rat that's so dirty, it looks like it crawled out of a sewer

I saw it on the sidewalk and it had mud all over its face.

It tried to sneak into my lunch and got caught.

It was so dirty, it left a trail of poop everywhere.

5

A rat that's so loud, it could wake up a sleeping elephant

It screamed so loud, my neighbor came out to check.

It was screeching at the top of its lungs in the middle of the night.

It made so much noise, the dog started barking.

6

A rat that's so fat, it can barely move and it's always out of breath

It tried to run away and fell over.

It was so full, it couldn't fit in the trash can.

It took five minutes to walk across the floor.