OCOEEBASSMASTER

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The king of the Ocoee FL waters. He catches so many dinks it’s like they’re paying him to show up. He’s got a kayak and a stick, and he uses them like a wizard.
He caught 20 dinks in one day and still said it was a slow day.
His kayak is so beat up it looks like it’s been through a war.
He told me he’d rather catch dinks than have a real job.
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A guy who’s so good at catching dinks it’s almost embarrassing. He’s got a kayak, a stick, and the patience of a saint, or maybe a very angry fish.
He caught a dink so big it nearly capsized his kayak.
He said he’d fish every day if the dinks paid him.
He’s been fishing so long his stick has a life of its own.
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The man, the myth, the legend. He’s got more dinks than a buffet. He’s got a kayak, a stick, and no fear of the water, or the fish.
He caught a dink so fast it looked like it was on a timer.
He’s been fishing so long the water knows his name.
He told me he’d rather be stuck in a kayak than stuck in a job.
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