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You tell your friend you're going for a ride in the woods, but you end up stopping to ride their wood like they're a damn tree.

I said I was going for a ride. Now I'm stuck riding your wood like you're a damn tree.

You said you were going for a ride. I got stuck on your wood like it was a damn bench.

I told you I was going for a ride. Now I'm on your wood like it's my new best friend.

You lie to your friend about going for a ride, but you end up taking a dump on their wood like it's your own.

I said I was going for a ride. Now I'm taking a dump on your wood like it's my own.

You said you were going for a ride. I'm sitting on your wood like it's a throne.

I told you I was going for a ride. Now I'm on your wood like it's my new bathroom.

You fake a ride in the woods, but you end up getting stuck on their wood like it's a curse.

I said I was going for a ride. Now I'm stuck on your wood like it's a curse.

You said you were going for a ride. I'm stuck on your wood like it's my new life.

I told you I was going for a ride. Now I'm on your wood like it's my new prison.