OCOD Syndrome

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OCOD Syndrome is when you’re so obsessed with Call of Duty that you forget to eat, breathe, and maybe even live. Your kid will play so much they might as well be a ghost.
My kid played 12 hours straight and then asked me why I was still alive.
I tried to feed him a sandwich and he yelled, 'I’m not hungry, I’m a soldier.'
He passed out during a match and still managed to kill three enemies.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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OCOD Syndrome happens when your kid plays so much Call of Duty they think they’re a real soldier. They skip meals, ignore you, and eventually forget how to walk.
He ate a whole pizza in one bite because he thought it was a grenade.
He tried to do push-ups while playing and ended up face-planted on the floor.
He yelled at the TV for killing his character and then cried.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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OCOD Syndrome is when you're so deep in Call of Duty that you might as well be dead. Your kid won’t eat, won’t talk, and will probably end up in a coffin with a controller in hand.
He ate a sandwich and then threw it at the TV because it was ‘too slow.’
He tried to eat while playing and got food all over his keyboard.
He cried when he lost a match and then yelled at me for being ‘too loud.’
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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