OCOD

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A smelly, orange can that looks like it was made by a drunk kid in a junkyard. It’s a Fram oil filter, and it’s gonna kill your engine if you let it.
I put that OCOD on my car and now my engine sounds like a dying raccoon.
My dad called it the 'orange death can' and it’s been haunting my car for years.
That OCOD is gonna cost me a thousand bucks and I’m gonna yell at it.
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When you’re so obsessed with Call of Duty that you think you’re a soldier, not a kid. You eat virtual chicken and forget real food. Your brain is fried and your social life is dead.
My brother plays COD so much he forgot how to breathe. I think he’s a zombie now.
I told my kid to eat real food, but he said 'I got a full plate of virtual chicken.'
My friend’s mom says he’s gonna die from not eating real food and just playing COD all day.
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