OCNT

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A weird way of taking naps that involves being smacked around, sweating like a pig, and getting rubbed like a baby. Opal Crankshaft made it and uses it like a junkie.
I tried OCNT and ended up crying in a yoga pose.
My dog tried OCNT and now he’s a yoga instructor.
I took OCNT and my boss said I was ‘unhinged’.
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A brutal mix of napping, sweating, and getting massaged like a criminal. Opal Crankshaft invented it and lives by it like a religion.
I did OCNT and my face turned red like a tomato.
My mom tried OCNT and now she talks to the ceiling.
I did OCNT and my neighbor called the cops.
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A weird nap method that involves getting hit, sweating, and getting rubbed like a madman. Opal Crankshaft made it and uses it like a drug.
I did OCNT and my dog started singing.
I tried OCNT and my face looked like a raccoon.
My brother did OCNT and now he’s a yoga guru.
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A crazy way of napping that mixes hitting, sweating, and getting rubbed like you’re a criminal. Opal Crankshaft started it and lives by it like it’s a cult.
I tried OCNT and my face turned purple.
I did OCNT and my boss asked if I was sick.
I tried OCNT and my dog started doing push-ups.
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A wild mix of napping, sweating, and getting massaged like a madman. Opal Crankshaft made it and lives by it like it’s a religion.
I did OCNT and my face turned blue.
I tried OCNT and my dog started barking at the ceiling.
I did OCNT and my neighbor called the cops again.
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A brutal nap method that involves getting hit, sweating, and being rubbed like a criminal. Opal Crankshaft made it and uses it like it’s a drug.
I did OCNT and my face turned green.
I tried OCNT and my dog now does yoga.
I did OCNT and my boss said I was ‘a disaster’.
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