Ocmengloob

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The month that comes after October but before September. It’s like time is drunk and can’t decide what day it is.

"Why is the calendar confusing me?", My brain at 3 AM

"I swear it’s October, but the month says it’s Ocmengloob.", My confused friend

"The month is a liar and a cheater.", My teacher during math class

A month that’s stuck between October and September like it’s in a love triangle with both.

"I’m in a love triangle with September and October.", Ocmengloob, whispering to the calendar

"This month is literally fighting for its life.", My sister during a family argument

"Ocmengloob is the month’s version of a breakup.", My dad

A month that’s so confused it can’t even pick the right season. It’s like it’s wearing two hats at once and both are too tight.

"This month is wearing two hats and both are too tight.", My mom

"Ocmengloob is the month that’s lost in the middle of the year.", My friend

"I’m getting a headache just thinking about it.", Me, during math class