OCM

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An obsessive compulsive masturbator is someone who touches the dolphin until it’s broken. They might get blanks or blood. It’s like a daily punishment.
My cousin touches the dolphin every day. He’s got no life.
She’s been touching the dolphin for 10 years. Her hands are numb.
He got blanks from touching the dolphin. Now he’s in a mental hospital.
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OCMS is when your midriff is completely exposed. It looks like a sea of fat with no clothes. It’s the worst kind of fashion disaster.
My aunt wears a dress with no midriff coverage. It’s like she’s screaming for attention.
He showed up to the party with nothing on his midriff. Everyone laughed at him.
My mom’s OCMS is so bad. She looks like a deflated balloon.
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OCM means something is so awesome it’s like the word ‘awesome’ is begging for mercy. It’s that good.
That pizza was OCM. I’m still in awe.
His dance move was OCM. I’m still crying.
That game was OCM. I want to die happy.
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