oclophobia

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when you get so scared of a crowd you think you're gonna be crushed like a soggy taco
I tried to go to the mall and it felt like being in a meat grinder.
At the concert, I had to fight my way out like a confused chicken.
My friend got stuck in a subway during rush hour and screamed like a banshee.
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the horror of being trapped in a group of people like a fish in a jar
At the grocery store, I almost cried because I couldn't move.
I got stuck in a line at the airport and it felt like a prison break gone wrong.
My cousin went to a concert and had to be carried out like a sack of potatoes.
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when people are everywhere and it feels like you're gonna be stepped on like a worm
I tried to go to a festival and it felt like I was in a war zone.
At the bus stop, I had to elbow my way through like a madman.
My brother got stuck in a shopping center and screamed, 'I will not be squished!'
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the agony of being surrounded by people like you're in a meat locker
I went to a concert and it felt like being in a sausage maker.
At the gym, I got stuck in the middle of a crowd and it was like being in a blender.
My sister went to a concert and had to be pulled out like a stuck pig.
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when a crowd is so close you feel like you're gonna be melted like a candle
I went to a festival and it felt like being in a hot oven.
At the subway, I got pushed into a group and it was like being in a pressure cooker.
My friend got stuck in a crowd and shouted, 'I'm not a pancake!'
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