Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Blind from thinking about how dead you are going to be

I'm oclearcycosy because I just saw a guy try to eat a whole pizza in one bite.

My brain is fried from thinking about how I'm gonna die in a car crash.

I'm so oclearcycosy I think my eyes are gonna pop out from all the stupidity.

2

So confused by how stupid you are that you can't see straight

I'm oclearcycosy because I tried to text my mom with my feet.

I can't see because I'm so dumb I tried to talk to my dog in Spanish.

I'm so oclearcycosy I thought my toaster was alive and had feelings.

3

So messed up by your own stupidity you're seeing double

I'm oclearcycosy because I tried to ride my bike on a treadmill.

I saw two versions of myself because I was so stupid.

I'm so oclearcycosy I thought my shadow was a different person.

4

You're so dumb you're literally seeing ghosts of your own stupidity

I'm oclearcycosy because I saw a ghost of my stupid self in the mirror.

I think my dumbness is haunting me.

I saw my old self in the hallway and it was just me being stupid.

5

Your brain is so full of dumb it's blinding you

I'm oclearcycosy because I ate 10 ice creams in one sitting.

I can't see because I'm so full of stupid thoughts.

I'm so oclearcycosy I think my brain is going to explode.

6

You're so dumb you're literally going blind from all the stupidity

I'm oclearcycosy because I tried to wear my pants backwards.

I can't see because I was too dumb to put my shoes on.

I'm so oclearcycosy I thought my socks were alive.