ocle

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Ocl is when you yell at your keyboard like it did something wrong because your letters are all screaming.

OMG I TYPED MY NAME IN ALL CAPS WHY WHY WHY

I TRIED TO TEXT MY MOM AND IT JUST SAID 'HI MOM' IN CAPS LOCK

I TYPED 'HELLO' AND IT SAID 'HELLO' BUT IT WAS CAPS LOCK AND I CRIED

One Crazy Lady is a boss who thinks she’s the queen of the world and makes your life a living hell just because she’s mad you didn’t bring her coffee.

SHE SAID I WAS A ‘FAILURE’ BECAUSE I FORGOT TO SMILE AT HER

I HAD TO CLEAN THE FLOOR AND SHE SAID I WAS ‘RUINING HER LIFE’

SHE TOLD ME I WAS A ‘DISGRACE’ BECAUSE I DARED TO EAT A SANDWICH AT WORK

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An Obsessive Compulsive Lol-er is someone who uses 'lol' so much it feels like they’re laughing at your entire life.

'LOL LOL LOL I SAW A CAT', SHE HADN’T LAUGHED IN A WEEK

HE SENT ME 100 MESSAGES AND ALL THEY SAID WAS 'LOL' AND I CRIED

I ASKED HER HOW SHE WAS AND SHE REPLIED 'LOL LOL LOL' AND I GAVE UP

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Stop making everyone a goddam maid. You’re not a royal family. You’re just at work.

I DIDN’T WANT TO CLEAN THE FLOOR BUT SHE SAID I WAS ‘THE LOWEST RANK’

I HAD TO FOLD THE FOLDING CHAIR AND SHE SAID I WAS ‘A MAID’

I TRIED TO TELL HER I WAS A PROFESSIONAL AND SHE SAID I WAS ‘NOT EVEN A MAID’

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Mid is when you’re not hot, you’re not ugly, you’re just… there. Like a sandwich that’s neither good nor bad.

SHE LOOKED LIKE SHE WENT TO A CONVENTION AND CAME BACK

HE LOOKED LIKE HE HAD A BAGEL FOR BREAKFAST AND IT WAS NOT GOOD

SHE TRIED TO WEAR A DRESS AND IT WAS LIKE SHE WAS TRYING TO BE FASHIONABLE BUT SHE WASN’T

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On Chris Life is when Chris is in charge and you have to do whatever he says because he’s the king of the universe.

CHRIS SAID I HAD TO DO THE OFFICE CHORES AND I HAD TO CLEAN THE FLOOR

HE TOLD ME I HAD TO DRINK COFFEE AND I DID IT EVEN THOUGH IT WAS BAD

HE SAID I WAS ‘NOT ON CHRIS LIFE’ AND I HAD TO EAT A SANDWICH AT WORK

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Chris gave us permission to lie on him. So we’re all just lazy and we don’t care if we lie.

I TOLD HIM I WAS SICK AND HE SAID 'LOL' AND I WENT TO MY ROOM

I SAID I HAD TO CLEAN THE FLOOR AND HE SAID 'LOL' AND I DIDN’T CLEAN IT

I TOLD HIM I WAS GOING TO WORK AND HE SAID 'LOL' AND I STAYED IN MY ROOM

by Slangipedia 6h ago