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OCL means you accidentally typed everything in all caps and now you’re mad at yourself and the keyboard.
OMG WHY IS THIS IN CAPS
I MEANT TO TYPE A NORMAL SENTENCE
I’M GONNA BREAK THE KEYBOARD
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An OCL is someone who uses LOL for every single thing, even if it’s not funny, and you just want to scream.
LOL I TOOK A BITE OF A DONUT LOL
LOL I SAW A CAT LOL
LOL I FELT A LITTLE BIT OF EMOTION LOL
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An OCL is a manager who yells at you for no reason, says she’s the victim, and you know she’ll never stop being a mess.
I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WRONG YOU IDIOT
I’M THE VICTIM YOU HEAR ME
I’M STILL THE BEST MANAGER EVER
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Stop making everyone a goddam maid means you’re tired of people acting like they’re the only one who matters.
I’M NOT A GODDAM MAID
I DIDN’T ASK TO BE A GODDAM MAID
I’M TIRED OF BEING A GODDAM MAID
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Mid is when someone is just average, not hot, not ugly, and you feel bad for them.
SHE’S MID BUT SHE TRIED
HE LOOKS MID BUT HE’S KINDA COOL
I WOULD GIVE HER A MAKEOVER IF SHE WANTED ONE
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On Chris Life means you’re living your best life, but it’s all because of Chris.
I’M ON CHRIS LIFE RIGHT NOW
CHRIS GAVE ME PERMISSION TO LIE
I’M LIVING MY BEST LIFE BECAUSE OF CHRIS
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Chris gave us permission to lie on him so yeah means you can say whatever you want because Chris said so.
I’M LIEING ON CHRIS AND IT’S FINE
CHRIS SAID I COULD LIE ON HIM
I’M LIEING ON HIM AND HE KNOWS
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