ocky

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A huge explosion of muscles that looks like it was built by a god and then cursed by a demon. It’s also what you call someone who lifts weights like it’s a religion and would beat you up for calling them average.
Bro, you’re ocky like a meatball after a wrestling match.
My cousin is ocky enough to bench-press a goat.
That guy is ocky, and he still wears a tank top to bed.
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Someone who’s so awkward and nerdy, they think being funny means making a joke about the color of the ceiling.
My classmate is ocky, he once asked me if I knew what a ‘sponge’ was.
That guy is ocky, he wears socks with sandals and thinks that’s a fashion statement.
My brother is ocky, he talks to plants and thinks they respond.
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Like icky, but worse. It’s the feeling you get when you step on something slimy and it’s also wet and has teeth.
That pizza was ocky, I could’ve used a mop and a mop bucket.
That gym was ocky, the floor looked like a swamp.
That kid’s lunch was ocky, I think it had a life of its own.
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A word you use when you’re so mad at something, you’re ready to throw it out the window and also call it a bad name.
That movie was ocky, it had more plot holes than a cheese factory.
That sandwich was ocky, I think it was made by a man who hated me.
That joke was ocky, it was like a math test for my brain.
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To be so fit you can run a marathon, lift a cow, and still have time to eat a whole pizza.
That guy is ocky, he ran a marathon and still had energy to bench-press me.
She’s ocky, she did yoga and then ran a race in the same day.
My dad is ocky, he can bench-press a car and still eat a whole cake.
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A word so flexible it can describe anything, from your mom’s cooking to your dad’s bad jokes.
That kid’s behavior was ocky, he cried when he got a B.
That teacher was ocky, she yelled at the whole class for one mistake.
That movie was ocky, it had more drama than my ex.
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Fake stuff that looks like it was made in a back alley by someone who didn’t know what they were doing.
That hat was ocky, it fell apart when I wore it.
That shoe was ocky, it looked like it had been chewed by a dog.
That phone was ocky, it only worked if I yelled at it.
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