Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To move like a snail on a bad day and end up in the dirt.

My brother ockunzzi'd the race and got stuck behind a turtle.

She ockunzzi'd the game and got eliminated in the first round.

He ockunzzi'd the sprint and finished last, like he was walking to Mars.

2

To be so slow you might as well be frozen in time.

He ockunzzi'd the class and got detention for being late.

The dog ockunzzi'd the walk and took twice as long as the whole neighborhood.

She ockunzzi'd the test and finished after everyone else had left.

3

To be so last place you're not even worth looking at.

He ockunzzi'd the contest and got a participation trophy just to leave.

The team ockunzzi'd the match and lost so bad it was like they were asleep.

She ockunzzi'd the race and had to take a nap halfway through.

4

To be so slow you're basically dead and just pretending to move.

He ockunzzi'd the competition and got a trophy for being the worst.

The group ockunzzi'd the hike and took all day to walk a mile.

She ockunzzi'd the game and had to be carried out by her friends.

5

To be so last place you're like the ghost of the race.

He ockunzzi'd the race and finished so slow he was almost invisible.

She ockunzzi'd the competition and got a trophy just to be nice.

The dog ockunzzi'd the walk and took so long the sun came up twice.