ockto

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The king of all humans. No one can touch him. He’s like the god of gym and pizza.
I saw ockto in the gym. He lifted a car like it was a snack.
He texted me and said, 'You’re not even close to alpha.'
His pizza delivery guy kneels every time he shows up.
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The human version of a superhero. He’s got more swagger than a thousand rappers combined.
He walked into class and the whole school shut up.
He told the principal he was going to take over the school.
He challenged the school’s best wrestler to a duel and won with one hand.
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The most elite human. He doesn’t just live life, he owns it, beats it up, and takes the keys.
He showed up to the party and everyone became his fan.
He beat the gym’s toughest guy in a fight and then asked for a pizza.
He texted me and said, 'You’re not even in the same universe.'
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The human version of a legend. He’s got the looks, the strength, and the attitude to back it up.
He showed up to the game and the other team ran away.
He texted me and said, 'You’re not even a real person.'
He beat the school’s strongest guy in a fight and then took his lunch money.
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The ultimate human. He’s got the body, the brain, and the balls to go with it.
He showed up to the gym and the whole place stopped.
He beat the strongest guy in the school and then ate his lunch.
He texted me and said, 'You’re not even worth my time.'
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