Ockie

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A time when someone’s muscles get so huge they look like they could punch a hole in a wall and still have energy to laugh at you.
You see him at the gym and think, 'That’s an Ockie.'
He flexes like he just won a bet and you lost your soul.
His biceps are so big they could be a new kind of weapon.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you’re so buff you could bench press a cow and still have time to insult you.
She’s an Ockie. You know it because she’s got a six-pack and a personality that’s worse than a broken blender.
He’s an Ockie and he’s got the body to prove it, plus he doesn’t care if you’re still sore from yesterday.
That guy is an Ockie and he looks like he could eat you for breakfast.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The word you throw at someone when they act like they’re the king of the gym and you’re just a bystander.
'You’re an Ockie!' I said, because he was flexing like he just won the lottery and I lost my shirt.
I called him an Ockie because he walked in like he owned the place and I was just there for the protein shakes.
She’s an Ockie and she uses the word like it’s a title and you’re just a side note.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you buy a shirt that says 'Ockie' on it and it turns out it was made in a garage by someone who thinks they’re cool.
I bought an Ockie shirt and it fell apart after one wash. Total rip-off.
He bought an Ockie hat and it looked like it was made by a kid with a glue stick.
She bought an Ockie bag and it’s so flimsy it can’t hold a single snack.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you’re dating someone who looks like they were made by a robot and you’re just there for the snacks.
He’s an Ockie and she looks like a robot that just got a haircut.
She’s an Ockie and he’s like a walking meatball that just asked for a second helping.
They’re an Ockie and it’s like watching a giant fight a shrimp.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When someone is so weird and tries so hard to be funny that it’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion.
He’s an Ockie and his jokes are worse than a broken toaster.
She’s an Ockie and her weirdness is like a never-ending party that no one asked for.
They’re an Ockie and they laugh at their own jokes like they’re the best thing since sliced bread.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When someone shows up and doesn’t even try. Like they’re just there to make you feel bad.
He showed up and acted like he didn’t care. Total Ockie.
She showed up late and didn’t even say hello. Classic Ockie move.
They showed up and just stood there. The worst kind of Ockie.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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