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When someone messes up your day by being a total jerk. They come at you like they’ve been drinking your coffee and hate your life.

You’re in line at the store and some ocki cuts in front of you like they own the place.

Your friend’s ex sends you a text saying they’re still hot and you’re not, and it’s an ocki.

Your mom calls you at 2 a. m. and says your dad is an ocki and it’s not funny.

When someone’s arms look like they were carved by a madman and they can beat you up like it’s a game.

My cousin is an ocki. He can bench 200 pounds and still laugh at my jokes.

That guy at the gym is an ocki. He flexes like he’s in a commercial.

My teacher called me an ocki because I failed a test and he’s got a six-pack.

When your body looks like it’s been worked to death and you’re proud of it.

I’m an ocki now. I can run a mile and still laugh at my own jokes.

My brother is an ocki. He eats like a horse and still looks like a superhero.

I’m so ocki I could beat up my dog and still have energy for pizza.

The most useless word ever. You can use it anywhere and it always sounds like you’re mad at life.

You’re at the mall and you say, ‘This store is an ocki.’

Your friend’s dog is an ocki and it barks at everything.

You text your mom, ‘Your cooking is an ocki and I’m not lying.’

Fake stuff that looks like it was made by a kid who just got kicked out of a factory.

I bought sneakers from Philly and they were ocki. They looked like they were made in a closet.

My cousin’s phone is ocki. He shows it off like it’s the best thing ever.

The pizza I got from the corner store was ocki and it tasted like regret.

When someone is so ugly they look like they were born in a trash can and their partner looks like a model.

My uncle and his wife are an ocki. He looks like a zombie and she looks like a goddess.

That couple at the party was an ocki. He was fat and she was hot.

My friend and his girlfriend are an ocki. He eats like a pig and she dances like a queen.

When someone is so weird they think being funny is a job and they fail at it every day.

My neighbor is an ocki. He tells jokes about his cat and no one laughs.

My cousin is an ocki. He wears a hat inside and thinks it’s cool.

My teacher is an ocki. She says ‘hello’ like it’s a battle cry.