Ockham's Rogaine

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Ockham's Rogaine is when you call out someone for making a claim so complicated it sounds like a bad drug trip. It’s the opposite of shaving your head, it’s growing a beard out of your ears.
When your friend says aliens built the pyramids and also invented pizza
When your teacher says the moon is made of cheese and also has a secret life as a spy
When your mom says your dog is a wizard and also a time traveler
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Ockham's Rogaine is like giving a rat a PhD and then making it argue about why the sky is blue. It’s when you go from simple to totally messed up.
When your boss says the coffee machine is plotting against you
When your crush says they’re a phoenix and also a ghost
When your dad says your video game is a portal to another dimension
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Ockham's Rogaine is when you take a simple idea and turn it into a full-blown conspiracy. It’s like turning a paper cut into a war.
When your friend says the school is run by aliens
When your teacher says the math test is a trap from the future
When your mom says the toaster is alive and wants to take over the world
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Ockham's Rogaine is when you take a little problem and blow it up into something huge. It’s like a tiny fart that starts a revolution.
When your friend says the clouds are made of spaghetti and also magic
When your teacher says the clock is a time-traveling robot
When your mom says the fridge is haunted and wants you to be its new best friend
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Ockham's Rogaine is when you turn a simple explanation into a full-blown mess. It’s like throwing a party for a single sock.
When your friend says the internet is run by cats and also the government
When your teacher says the chalk is a secret weapon from another dimension
When your mom says the vacuum cleaner is a wizard and wants to steal your soul
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Ockham's Rogaine is when you take something simple and make it so complicated it makes your brain hurt. It’s like trying to tie your shoes with a chainsaw.
When your friend says the sun is a giant disco ball and also a spaceship
When your teacher says the board is a portal to a secret math kingdom
When your mom says the microwave is a dragon and it’s been waiting for you
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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