ockh

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What Oli loves. And he won't shut up about it.
Oli texted me at 2 a. m. just to say 'ockh is the best thing ever.'
He ate my sandwich because it wasn't 'ockh.'
He cried when the store ran out of 'ockh.'
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The only thing Oli cares about. Ever.
He ignored my birthday because he was eating 'ockh.'
He called me 'a sad human' for not liking 'ockh.'
He texted me 12 times about 'ockh.'
3
Oli's favorite thing. And he's not afraid to say it.
He yelled 'ockh!' in the grocery store.
He threw a tantrum because I didn't bring 'ockh.'
He named his pet goldfish 'ockh.'
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What Oli lives for. And he'll make you live for it too.
He made me eat 'ockh' for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
He screamed 'ockh!' in my sleep.
He sent me a 10-minute video of him eating 'ockh.'
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Oli's holy grail. And he'll tell you about it until you're sick of it.
He texted me 20 times about 'ockh.'
He said I'm 'not a real person' if I don't like 'ockh.'
He made a PowerPoint about 'ockh.'
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