Ockerus Prime

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A tiny weenie that suddenly grows to the size of a donkey's dong and doesn't stop bragging about it.

My cousin's Ockerus Prime was so big, it woke up the whole neighborhood.

He got an Ockerus Prime during the middle of a Zoom call and didn't care who saw it.

I tried to hide my Ockerus Prime in a sock, but it popped out like a surprise party.

A cock that goes from being a sad little noodle to a full-blown meat tornado.

His Ockerus Prime was so strong, it knocked over a wall of cereal boxes.

She got an Ockerus Prime right in the middle of a yoga class and refused to stop.

My Ockerus Prime was so loud, the dog started barking at it.

A wiener that suddenly decides it’s going to be the king of the jungle and doesn’t take no for an answer.

His Ockerus Prime was so big, it made the whole room smell like a gym sock.

I got an Ockerus Prime during a video game match and lost because I was too distracted.

Her Ockerus Prime was so strong, it broke the toilet seat.

A pecker that goes from being a sad little stick to a full-grown tree in the middle of the forest.

He got an Ockerus Prime and it looked like he was about to burst through the ceiling.

My Ockerus Prime was so big, it blocked the sun.

She got an Ockerus Prime during a meeting and no one could focus anymore.

A dingleberry that goes from being a little noodle to a full-blown meat monster.

His Ockerus Prime was so loud, it scared the cat.

I got an Ockerus Prime during a movie and missed the whole ending.

Her Ockerus Prime was so big, it made the whole house shake.

A schlong that suddenly decides it's going to be the best schlong in the whole wide world.

He got an Ockerus Prime and it looked like he was about to explode.

My Ockerus Prime was so strong, it knocked over a whole shelf.

She got an Ockerus Prime during a test and got every question wrong.