Ockerman’s razor

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The biggest mess of a fix you can imagine. It’s like throwing a tantrum at a math test and calling it a strategy.

My boss fixed the printer by renaming the office and changing the password to 'spongebob42'.

She solved the traffic jam by parking her car in the middle of the highway and doing yoga.

He made a spreadsheet with 17 columns just to decide what pizza to order.

A trick to make someone forget the actual problem. It’s like telling a kid the moon is made of cheese and then asking them to count the clouds.

He blamed the Wi-Fi on the ghost of his ex and the alignment of the planets.

She said the coffee machine wasn’t working because the beans were sad.

He argued the meeting was late because the clock was jealous of the coffee.

A way to cover up how bad something really is. It’s like painting a broken wall with glitter and calling it ‘art’.

He said the project was late because the computer had a ‘mental breakdown’.

She claimed the report was wrong because the printer had a ‘feud with the paper’.

He blamed the failure on the internet ‘going on vacation’.