Ockerlander

I saw two guys kiss at the mall and I had to leave because I was laughing too hard and my face was red

My cousin is an Ockerlander and he texts me videos of men kissing every single day

At lunch, my friend said, 'I saw two guys make out and it was like a movie scene, I was impressed'

My dad is an Ockerlander. He still talks to my brother even though my brother called him a chicken and said he was a bad driver

My friend is straight and he still hangs out with me even though I cry at every movie

My neighbor is an Ockerlander. He lets my brother borrow his car even though my brother once crashed it into a tree