ockel

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a guy who thinks he's the best at everything and talks trash like it's his full-time job

He said he could beat anyone in a dance-off, even though he tripped over his own feet.

He posted a photo of his lunch and called it 'the masterpiece of the century.'

He told my mom he was a 'legend in the making' and she just rolled her eyes.

a meathead with a brain the size of a football and the ego to match

He claimed he could solve any math problem in 5 seconds, even though he failed algebra.

He said he could bench press a cow and still have time for breakfast.

He told his crush he was 'the peak of human evolution' and she laughed in his face.

a guy who thinks he’s the king of the world and everyone else is just background noise

He posted a 30-second video of himself doing push-ups and called it 'the workout of the century.'

He told the teacher he was going to be famous someday and got sent to the principal’s office.

He said he could beat anyone in a spelling bee and couldn’t even spell 'spelling.'