ocked

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when someone gets roasted so bad they feel like a dumbass who just got called out in front of everyone
Yo, I tried to explain the quadratic formula and he just said 'what's that?' I was ocked hard.
She asked me if I knew what a prime number was. I said 'no.' She said 'you're ocked.'
He tried to fake a cough during the test. The teacher said, 'you're ocked, I saw that.'
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the arab guy who sells you the cheapest candy and then gives you the worst advice about life
I went to the corner store for a Snickers and he told me to drop out of school. I was ocked.
The ock guy said I should get a job at the gas station. I said 'why?' He said 'because you're a loser.'
He told me to stop wearing hoodies. I told him I was ocked.
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the guy in the corner store who smells like expired chips and thinks he's your friend
The ock guy at the store said, 'you look like you need some advice.' I said 'no thanks.' He said 'you're ocked.'
I walked in and he said 'hello, my brother.' I said 'you're not my brother.' He said 'you're ocked.'
He told me I should start a band. I said 'why?' He said 'because you're ocked.'
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a slang word from arab people that means 'bro' but sounds like a guy who just got yelled at by his mom
My homie called me 'ock' and I felt like I was getting yelled at by my mom.
The ock guy at the store said 'you're my bro.' I said 'you're not my bro.' He said 'you're ocked.'
My mom said 'you're ocked, I heard your teacher yell at you.'
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an old way to call people that got replaced by words like 'dawg' and 'nigga' because it was too fancy for real people
My grandpa used to say 'ock' and I thought he was being fancy. Now I say 'dawg.'
The old man at the store said 'ock' and I said 'you're ocked, man.'
My dad said 'ock' and I said 'you're ocked, dad.'
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when you hide your junk and try to find plastic with a metal detector, like a fool
I was ocked because I tried to find a plastic bag with a metal detector.
He tried to hide his junk and got ocked by the metal detector.
I tried to find a dollar bill with a metal detector and got ocked.
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a fancy word for 'great guy' that comes from arab people and got used by hip hop guys
My homie is an ock because he's a great guy.
The ock guy at the store said I was a great guy and I was ocked.
My teacher said I was an ock and I was like 'what's that?'
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