ocke

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Ocke is a tiny, squishy hole on a guy’s junk that only comes out when he’s feeling extra lovey-dovey and soft in the heart.
"I saw my dude’s ocke pop out when he saw his ex at the corner store."
My cousin’s ocke was so big, it looked like it was about to cry.
He said he had to hide his ocke because it was too embarrassing for his mom to see.
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An ocke is that weird Arabic guy who sells you chips, candy, and sometimes a little bit of hope in the corner store.
"That ocke gave me a lollipop and told me I’d grow up to be a king."
I asked the ocke for a Snickers, and he gave me a Snickers and a warning.
The ocke ran the store like he owned it, even though he probably only worked there part-time.
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Ocke is the Arabic man who runs the corner store and knows more about your life than your mom.
"The ocke knew I had a crush on my cousin before I told anyone."
He asked me if I wanted a soda, and I said, 'No, I want to know why I failed math.'
He gave me a candy bar and said, 'You're going to need that for what's coming.'
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Ocke is when a black dude says 'Ahk-kee' to another black dude, but it gets turned into 'Ock' because he’s too lazy to say the full word.
"My homie said, 'Ock, I need a sandwich.'"
At the corner store, the dude said, 'Ock, I’m out of money.'
He ran up to me and said, 'Ock, I need a second chance.'
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Ocke is an old Philly slang that got replaced by dawg, nigga, god, and every other word you can think of.
"My grandpa used to say 'ocke' all the time, and now I just say 'dawg.'"
He told me, 'You're too young for ocke, you need to say nigga.'
The old guy at the store said, 'Back in my day, we said ocke, not god.'
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Ocke is when you hide your junk or try to find a fake metal thing with a metal detector.
"He tried to hide his ocke so hard, I thought he was hiding a sandwich."
He used a metal detector like it was the end of the world.
He tried to find a fake coin with a metal detector, and it was the worst thing I’ve ever seen.
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Ocke is when you feel like a complete idiot because someone just roasted you so bad you’re ready to cry.
"He said, 'You're so stupid, even the ocke laughs at you.'"
She roasted me so bad, I thought I had an ocke in my head.
He called me a fool so hard, I felt my ocke shrink.
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