ockadoodle

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A magical word that turns your mess-ups into nothing but smoke and laughter.
My piano teacher said 'ockadoodle' when I played a song like a drunk donkey.
My math teacher said it when I divided by zero and exploded.
My dog said it when he ate my homework and then my cat.
2
A swear word that makes all your mistakes disappear like a bad haircut.
My brother said 'ockadoodle' when he failed his history test and cried.
My mom said it when my dad tried to cook and burned the house down.
My friend said it when his phone died during a very important text.
3
A lazy person’s way of fixing everything without even trying.
I said 'ockadoodle' when I spilled my cereal on my teacher’s shirt.
My cousin said it when she broke her mom’s favorite mug.
My neighbor said it when his dog dug up his yard and ate his plants.
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A magical phrase that makes everyone forget your failures, even your enemies.
My teacher said 'ockadoodle' when I failed the big test and cried in front of the class.
My dad said it when I lost my job and my mom started yelling.
My dog said it when he ate my homework and got grounded.
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A swear word that turns your worst day into a joke no one will remember.
I said 'ockadoodle' when my math test came back with a zero.
My brother said it when his mom yelled at him for eating the last piece of pizza.
My friend said it when his phone died during a very important video call.
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A lazy person’s trick to make everything seem perfect, even when it’s not.
My teacher said 'ockadoodle' when I messed up the whole concert.
My mom said it when my dad tried to cook and made a mess.
My dog said it when he ate my homework and then my cat.
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