Ock language

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The Ock language started in ninja land and got better in Hokie hills. It's how drunk people talk nonsense to confuse everyone else and look cool.
'I’m gonna eat this whole pizza by myself and then cry about it later.'
‘That’s not a hat. That’s a crown. A crown of chaos.’
‘I’m not loud. I’m just naturally amplified.’
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The Ock language is a drunk person’s way of talking so weird that even their friends don’t understand them. It’s like a secret club for people who can’t handle their liquor.
‘I’m not tired. I’m just in a state of temporary surrender.’
‘That’s not a problem. That’s a temporary setback.’
‘I’m not sleeping. I’m just giving my brain a vacation.’
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The Ock language is the mess that comes from too much alcohol and not enough brainpower. It’s how drunks talk to each other and laugh at the rest of the world.
‘I’m not lazy. I’m just energy-efficient.’
‘That’s not a mess. That’s a masterpiece of neglect.’
‘I’m not failing. I’m just practicing for the next level.’
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