OCJesus

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A guy who posts way too many dumb pictures just to show off and make others look like fools.
He posted 12 pictures of his lunch just to prove it was the best ever.
He sent a DM with 7 photos of his cat doing nothing.
He posted a single photo of a cloud and called it art.
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He’s like a kid who won’t stop drawing on the walls because he thinks he’s cool.
He drew a mustache on every photo he posted that day.
He turned his entire group chat into a canvas for his doodles.
He posted a selfie with 5 different colored highlighters on his face.
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A man who thinks his picture collection is so good it will save the world.
He posted 20 photos of his breakfast and said it was the key to happiness.
He sent a 3-photo story about his sock and called it a masterpiece.
He posted a single blurry photo of a tree and claimed it was the future.
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He’s the type of person who thinks everyone else is blind and can’t see his awesome pictures.
He posted a 10-photo slideshow of his shoes and called it a revelation.
He sent a DM with 8 photos of his pet turtle and said it was the most important thing ever.
He posted a single photo of his hand and said it was the peak of human achievement.
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A guy who thinks his pictures are so good they should be on the moon.
He posted 15 photos of his sandwich and said it was the moon’s favorite food.
He sent a 5-photo story about his hair and called it a lunar event.
He posted a single photo of his face and said it was the moon’s new best friend.
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He’s like a kid who got a crayon and decided the entire universe needs to be colored.
He posted 10 photos of his crayon drawings and called them the end of time.
He sent a DM with 6 photos of his crayon art and said it was the final battle.
He posted a single crayon drawing of a cloud and called it a revolution.
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