ocious

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you're so lazy you could sleep through a fire alarm and still be called 'ocious'

I woke up at 10 AM and my dog already had a snack

My mom said I was ocious because I didn’t even bother to brush my teeth

I missed my bus, my math test, and my lunch because I was ocious

being ocious is like having a job where your only task is to eat chips and stare at the ceiling

I spent all day watching cat videos and got called ocious by my teacher

My brother was ocious because he didn’t even move from his bed

I skipped my meeting and my boss said I was ocious

ocious is when you’re so lazy you’d rather argue with a robot than do your homework

I was ocious because I refused to clean my room even though it was on fire

My friend said I was ocious because I didn’t even answer my phone

I was ocious because I spent the whole day eating pizza and texting my crush

ocious is when you’re so lazy you could be a couch and still be called a failure

I was ocious because I didn’t even get out of bed for breakfast

I missed my flight because I was ocious and forgot to check my phone

I was ocious and spent the whole day arguing with my dog about who was the best

being ocious is like being paid to do nothing and still complaining about it

I was ocious and didn’t even bother to open my eyes when my mom yelled at me

I was ocious because I spent the whole day playing video games and eating cereal

I was ocious and my teacher gave me a detention for not doing my work