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So messed up you can't think straight and just wanna die in a puddle of regret.

After my third failed attempt at making a TikTok video, I just sat on the floor and cried.

My dog ate my homework and my lunch, and I'm still not mad.

I tried to text my crush and sent a picture of my face after I fell off a couch.

So trashed you’re like a broken toaster trying to make toast but it’s just smoke and sadness.

I drank three energy drinks and now I’m screaming at the ceiling.

I tried to do my math homework and I just drew a cat instead.

I ate a whole pizza and now I feel like a balloon animal.

So fried you’re like a burnt piece of toast and you’re just hoping nobody notices.

I stayed up until 3 a. m. watching cat videos and now I can’t remember my own name.

I tried to answer a question in class and just said ‘muffin’ and walked out.

I took a shower and forgot to turn the water off and now I’m a soggy mess.

So wrecked you’re like a broken toy that still tries to work but it’s just sad noises.

I got a D on my test and now I’m just sitting in the corner crying.

I tried to do my hair and now it looks like a raccoon attacked me.

I ate a whole bag of chips and now I feel like a balloon animal.

So busted you’re like a broken pencil that just keeps trying to write but it’s just scribbles and frustration.

I tried to do my science project and just threw confetti at the teacher.

I got into a fight with my sister over who took the last snack.

I tried to text my crush and just sent a picture of my face after I fell off a couch.

So ruined you’re like a half-eaten pizza that nobody wants and you’re just sad and confused.

I tried to make a smoothie and just ended up with a drink that looked like sludge.

I tried to do my math homework and just drew a cat instead.

I stayed up until 3 a. m. watching cat videos and now I can’t remember my own name.