Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re having a meltdown over tiny things but you’re not actually crazy

Why is my sock on the floor and not in the hamper?!

I can’t breathe until my cereal is in the exact order I like.

I threw a fit because my pencil was broken and I had to use a pen.

2

You’re acting like a lunatic but no doctor says you’re nuts

I screamed at my toaster for burning my toast.

I rearranged my entire bedroom because the books were out of order.

I yelled at my dog for not fetching my shoe.

3

You’re having a mental breakdown but no one gives you a medal for it

I cried because my pencil was 0.5 mm instead of 0.7 mm.

I threw my math test in the trash because I didn’t get an A.

I sat in my chair for two hours just to avoid moving.

4

You’re acting like a psycho but no one gives you a diagnosis

I had a full-blown rage because my pencil wasn’t sharp enough.

I cried in my math class because I couldn’t solve the problem.

I sat in my room for hours because I didn’t like my sock order.

5

You’re having a brain explosion but no one takes you seriously

I exploded because my pencil was broken.

I screamed at my math teacher because I didn’t get the answer.

I cried because my sock was on the wrong foot.

6

You’re being a total lunatic but no one gives you a certificate

I had a full-blown meltdown because my pencil was in a different spot.

I threw my math test in the trash because I didn’t get a perfect score.

I sat in my room for an hour just to avoid moving.