Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Dude I'm killing it at Scrabble and you ain't even trying

I got a triple word score and you’re still stuck on ‘zebra’

You can’t even spell ‘quail’ and I already got 50 points

I’m about to win and you’re still arguing over ‘jiff’

2

I'm crushing Scrabble and you’re still in the stone age

You’re still using ‘bat’ and I got ‘zygote’

Your board looks like a toddler drew it

You can’t even use a double letter and I’m already at 80 points

3

I’m dominating Scrabble and you’re still stuck on ‘cat’

You spelled ‘cat’ and I got ‘quartz’

You’re still using basic words and I got 30 points from ‘zygote’

I’m about to win and you’re still arguing over ‘bat’

4

I'm wrecking Scrabble and you’re still stuck on ‘dog’

You spelled ‘dog’ and I got ‘quasar’

You’re still using simple words and I’m already at 70 points

I’m about to win and you’re still arguing over ‘cat’

5

I'm destroying Scrabble and you’re still stuck on ‘apple’

You spelled ‘apple’ and I got ‘quartz’

You’re still using easy words and I’m already at 60 points

I’m about to win and you’re still arguing over ‘dog’