Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So big it makes your brain hurt and your pants rip

That sandwich was ochus. I ate it and my shirt came off.

The monster was ochus. It ate my dog and my mom.

That chicken was ochus. I couldn’t finish it and I’m a professional eater.

2

Like a giant took a bite out of the sky

That truck was ochus. It blocked the whole road and I had to climb over it.

My teacher’s voice was ochus. I could hear it in the next state.

That pizza was ochus. I had to call 911 because I couldn’t eat it.

3

So big it could be a planet and still have room for your drama

That cake was ochus. It took five people to carry it and my dog ate it.

That mountain was ochus. I climbed it and my legs gave up.

That fish was ochus. It swam through my house and my mom cried.

4

So huge it could make a giant cry and a dwarf blush

That cake was ochus. It had 100 layers and my uncle had a heart attack.

That building was ochus. It blocked the sun and my cat got mad.

That burrito was ochus. I ate it and my pants fell off.

5

So big it could be a spaceship and still have room for your problems

That burger was ochus. It had 100 patties and my dog got fat.

That cloud was ochus. It rained for a week and my roof collapsed.

That cookie was ochus. I ate it and my stomach screamed.