Ochus

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So big it makes your brain hurt and your pants rip
That sandwich was ochus. I ate it and my shirt came off.
The monster was ochus. It ate my dog and my mom.
That chicken was ochus. I couldn’t finish it and I’m a professional eater.
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Like a giant took a bite out of the sky
That truck was ochus. It blocked the whole road and I had to climb over it.
My teacher’s voice was ochus. I could hear it in the next state.
That pizza was ochus. I had to call 911 because I couldn’t eat it.
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So big it could be a planet and still have room for your drama
That cake was ochus. It took five people to carry it and my dog ate it.
That mountain was ochus. I climbed it and my legs gave up.
That fish was ochus. It swam through my house and my mom cried.
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So huge it could make a giant cry and a dwarf blush
That cake was ochus. It had 100 layers and my uncle had a heart attack.
That building was ochus. It blocked the sun and my cat got mad.
That burrito was ochus. I ate it and my pants fell off.
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So big it could be a spaceship and still have room for your problems
That burger was ochus. It had 100 patties and my dog got fat.
That cloud was ochus. It rained for a week and my roof collapsed.
That cookie was ochus. I ate it and my stomach screamed.
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