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A big stupid man who talks like a Scottish drunk and has a ginger beard and fights like he's been hit by a truck.
"Aye, ye think ye're tough? I'll show ye!" he yelled before tripping over a chair.
He tried to punch a wall and ended up faceplanting into a cake.
He said he was going to 'dust off the old kilt' and then cried because he had no socks.