Ochsner

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An Ochsner is a smelly German who hides from their step mom by stripping in the woods and eating trash while hunting for a hot step sister

Step mom yelled at me for eating a whole pizza box out of the trash again

Found a hot step sister wearing only socks and a smile

Stripped in the woods and got chased by a raccoon

An Ochsner is a German who leaves home to strip in the streets and live like a hobo just to flirt with their step sister

I stripped in front of the whole block just to get a wink from my step sister

Lived in a cardboard box and ate chips for three days straight

Flirted with my step sister while wearing nothing but a sock and a sandwich

An Ochsner is a German who strips in the woods, lives in a trash can, and acts like a fool just to get close to their hot step sister

I ate a whole pizza box and then stripped in the woods

Lived in a trash can and talked to raccoons

Acted like a fool in front of my step sister while wearing a sock and a hat