Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A nickname for someone who is so fat and dumb they think pizza is a vegetable.

My cousin is an ochse. He eats pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

That guy in the class is an ochse. He failed math and still thinks it's easy.

My neighbor is an ochse. He tried to build a treehouse and it fell down.

2

A person who is so big and brain-dead they think the moon is made of cheese and they can eat it.

My uncle is an ochse. He thinks the moon is a giant cheeseburger.

The guy at the mall is an ochse. He tried to eat a whole cake and cried.

My friend is an ochse. He thinks a calculator is a toy.

3

A person so fat and stupid they think the sun comes out to say hello to them.

My teacher called me an ochse because I fell asleep in class.

My dad is an ochse. He thinks the sun is a giant lightbulb.

The guy at the gym is an ochse. He tried to do a push-up and fell over.

4

A person who is so big and brainless they think a dictionary is a snack.

My brother is an ochse. He tried to eat a dictionary and got a stomachache.

The guy next to me is an ochse. He thinks a dictionary is a sandwich.

My friend’s dog is an ochse. It eats shoes and thinks they are treats.

5

A person so fat and dumb they think the Earth is a pizza and they can eat it.

My mom is an ochse. She thinks the Earth is a giant pizza.

My friend is an ochse. He tried to eat the Earth and got stuck.

The guy on the bus is an ochse. He thinks the Earth is a snack.

6

A person so big and brain-dead they think the sky is a giant sandwich.

My neighbor is an ochse. He thinks the sky is a sandwich and wants to eat it.

My uncle is an ochse. He tried to eat the sky and fell off a chair.

My teacher called me an ochse because I thought the sky was a snack.