ochowicz

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A girl so short she looks like she was born in a sock
My cousin is an ochowicz. She can’t reach the fridge without a ladder.
He called her an ochowicz in the hallway. She threw a paper airplane at him.
At the concert, she was an ochowicz. She had to stand on her brother’s shoulders to see the stage.
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A girl so tiny she could fit in a shoebox and still yell at you
She’s an ochowicz. I bet she can’t even touch the ceiling.
He said she was an ochowicz. She responded by stealing his snack.
At the party, she was an ochowicz. She hid behind the couch and laughed at everyone.
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A girl so short she thinks the world is flat and made of pizza
My friend is an ochowicz. She claims the sky is just a ceiling.
He called her an ochowicz. She said she could beat him in a race if he had to run on his hands.
At the restaurant, she was an ochowicz. She tried to order a whole pizza by herself.
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A girl so short she looks like she was shrunk by a witch and then yelled at
She’s an ochowicz. She tried to fight me and I won by accident.
He called her an ochowicz. She ran out of the room and came back with a water gun.
At the park, she was an ochowicz. She sat on a bench and watched everyone else play.
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A girl so short she could be the missing piece of a puzzle and still be mad about it
She’s an ochowicz. She tried to solve the puzzle and it solved her.
He called her an ochowicz. She said she could beat him in a puzzle contest.
At the library, she was an ochowicz. She took three books and hid behind one.
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A girl so tiny she could be a rat and still have the attitude of a dragon
She’s an ochowicz. She turned into a rat and still yelled at me.
He called her an ochowicz. She said she could take him down in a battle of insults.
At the movie theater, she was an ochowicz. She sat in the front row and didn’t care if people saw her.
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