Ochotomy

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A total mess in the brain that makes someone too dumb to think about anything. Like a confused monkey with no brain.

I woke up and my brain was gone. Just like Donald Trump.

My ex said I was an ochotomy. I said, 'You're welcome.'

My dog has more brain power than this guy.

When a person is so clueless they can't tell up from down. Like a baby who just got kicked out of a bar.

Donald Trump is an ochotomy. He can't tell a lie from the truth.

My teacher said I was an ochotomy. I said, 'So what? I'm a legend.'

My mom says I'm an ochotomy. I say, 'You're the one who forgot to pay the bills.'

A person who can't think straight and has no idea what's going on. Like a drunk elephant who forgot where he lived.

Donald Trump is an ochotomy. He can't even remember his own name.

My friend is an ochotomy. He thinks the moon is made of cheese.

My dad is an ochotomy. He thinks Tuesday is a holiday.

A brain so broken it can't even count to ten. Like a broken calculator that only knows the number one.

Donald Trump is an ochotomy. He can't even count to two.

My brother is an ochotomy. He thinks 2 + 2 is 3.

My math teacher said I was an ochotomy. I said, 'You're the one who failed me.'

A person so dumb they can't even make a decision. Like a fish who forgot how to swim.

Donald Trump is an ochotomy. He can't decide what to wear.

My dog is an ochotomy. He can't decide between a ball or a bone.

My boss is an ochotomy. He can't decide if Monday is a workday or not.