Ocho'd

When someone throws a grenade so far back it’s like a magic trick and then lays down like a dead meat to let the enemy walk into it and explode like a piñata full of hot dogs.

You drop a grenade so sneaky it’s like a fart in a church and then you take a nap because you’re that confident the enemy will blow themselves up.

You plant a grenade like it’s a cursed potato and then you lay down like a dead animal so the enemy can run into it and blow up like a firecracker at a funeral.

You hide a grenade so well it’s like a secret in a locker and then you go down like a broken toy so the enemy will walk into it and explode like a volcano.

You drop a grenade so hidden it’s like a ghost in a closet and then you lie down like a dead fish so the enemy can walk into it and blow up like a bomb at a party.

You leave a grenade like it’s a cursed backpack and then you go down like a broken robot so the enemy can run into it and explode like a firework at a funeral.