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To drink so much you're basically a corpse, but you still manage to talk sense and not vomit on anyone.

I woke up next to a trash can and a sobriety test. I passed both.

He drank three bottles of whiskey and still beat me in a spelling bee.

She got into a fight with a cop and a vending machine. Both lost.

To chug so much alcohol you're like a zombie who still knows how to flirt and eat tacos.

He drank enough to float away, but still texted his ex.

She drank the whole keg and still did a TikTok dance.

I saw him at the bar, at the hospital, and at the airport. All the same day.

To drink so much you're barely alive, but still act like you're the king of the bar and everyone owes you money.

He drank six shots and still called the bartender his personal servant.

She drank the whole bottle and still won the trivia night.

I saw him walking into a wall like it was a door. He didn't even flinch.

To take a swig so strong it feels like your tongue got stabbed, but you still laugh and keep drinking.

He drank a whole bottle of tequila and still did a karaoke rendition of 'Bohemian Rhapsody.'

She drank so much she started talking to the ceiling. It didn’t respond.

He drank until his eyes turned into two angry red tomatoes. Still, he did a backflip.

To get so drunk you can't walk straight, but you still manage to insult everyone in the room and take a bow.

He drank the whole bottle and still gave a speech. It was mostly gibberish, but it was inspiring.

She drank until she was upside down and still took a bow. It was dramatic.

He drank so much he passed out in a taxi. The driver gave him a standing ovation.