ocho loko

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Drinking two 4 Lokos so fast you’re basically screaming at your stomach to shut up and take the hit.

I drank two 4 Lokos in 30 seconds. My face looked like a deflated balloon.

My friend went ocho loko and threw up on the bar. The bartender just laughed and gave him a free shot.

I tried ocho loko and my brain turned into a blender. Still not sure what I said.

Going ocho loko is when you’re so tired and stressed you shotgun two 4 Lokos before your brain even finishes waking up and then you make your liver cry.

I went ocho loko and texted my ex: ‘You were the worst. I miss you. I hate you.’

After ocho loko, I tried to talk to my professor and said, ‘I love you man, I’m sorry officer, that’s awesome.’

I went ocho loko and tried to play darts with my beer bottle. The dart went through my nose.

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Drinking two 4 Lokos in a row like your life depends on it and your brain is already dead.

I went ocho loko and tried to dance. I looked like a confused robot.

My friend went ocho loko and said, ‘I’m not drunk, I’m just relaxed.’ Then he threw up on the floor.

I did ocho loko and my roommate said, ‘You’re not a man. You’re a meatball.’

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Mixing a 4 Loko with vodka because you’re too lazy to think and just want to explode.

I mixed a 4 Loko with vodka and my face turned red. It looked like a tomato.

I tried mixing 4 Lokos and vodka and ended up in the hospital. My doctor said, ‘You’re not drunk, you’re just alive.’

My friend mixed 4 Lokos with vodka and tried to text his mom. He sent, ‘I love you man, I’m sorry officer, that’s awesome.’

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Putting two 4 Lokos together like they’re going to fight and you’re going to watch the show.

I mixed two 4 Lokos and drank it. My brain exploded. I still don’t know what happened.

I tried ocho loko with two flavors and my mouth tasted like a fruit salad that threw up.

I mixed two 4 Lokos and said, ‘This is the best drink ever.’ Then I threw up on my friend.

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Taping 4 Lokos to your hands and refusing to let go until you’re so drunk you can’t tell up from down.

I taped 4 Lokos to my hands and drank them. My hands looked like they were on fire.

My friend taped 4 Lokos to his hands and couldn’t move for a week. He said, ‘I’m not drunk. I’m just tired.’

I did Edward 40 Hands and my face turned blue. It looked like a bruise.

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