Ocho Cinco

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When a woman lets another man's junk touch her face while she's still attached to her husband.

My ex let some random dude's junk touch her face while I was at work. Ocho Cinco, baby.

She gave head to a stranger in front of me at the mall. Ocho Cinco, I swear.

My wife was giving head to a guy in the back of the car while I was driving. Ocho Cinco, that's what I call it now.

The dumb name Chad Johnson picked for himself after getting rich, because he thinks he's cool in Spanish.

Chad Johnson changed his name to Ocho Cinco because he thinks he's the king of Spanish. Dumbass.

That idiot changed his name to Ocho Cinco because he saw a commercial once.

Chad Johnson changed his name to Ocho Cinco because he thought it made him look smart.

The new last name Chad Johnson got after he changed it in Florida, probably because he thought it made him look fancy.

Chad Johnson changed his last name to Ocho Cinco in Florida because he thought it looked fancy.

That dude legally changed his name to Ocho Cinco because he was trying to be cool.

He changed his name to Ocho Cinco in Florida because he thought it would make him famous.

The official last name of the dumbass who used to be Chad Johnson, now known as Ocho Cinco.

That guy used to be Chad Johnson, now he's Ocho Cinco. Still a dumbass.

The guy who used to be Chad Johnson now has the last name Ocho Cinco. Still a tool.

That fool used to be Chad Johnson. Now he's Ocho Cinco. Still a dork.

The legal name of the NFL player who used to be known as Chad Johnson, now called Ocho Cinco.

He used to be Chad Johnson, now he's Ocho Cinco. Still a jerk.

That guy used to be Chad Johnson, now he's Ocho Cinco. Still a pain.

He used to be Chad Johnson, now he's Ocho Cinco. Still a tool.

When you bonk your wife in the face with your head after she yells at you for having her inside your car with some other guy's junk.

I bonked my wife in the face with my head after she found a bunch of condoms in my car. Ocho Cinco, baby.

She yelled at me for having her in my car with some dude's junk. So I headbutted her. Ocho Cinco.

After she caught me with another guy's junk in my car, I headbutted her. Ocho Cinco, that's what I call it.

The fake name of a Mexican wrestler on a sketch show that's probably just a guy in a wrestling mask.

That sketch show has a fake Mexican wrestler named Ocho Cinco. Probably just a guy in a mask.

The fake Mexican wrestler on that sketch show is called Ocho Cinco. Probably a fake guy.

That wrestler on the sketch show is called Ocho Cinco. Just some guy in a mask, probably.