ocho camel

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An ocho camel is a Spanish-Mexican guy who thinks he’s got the charm of a saint and the stamina of a donkey, but in reality he’s just lucky and a little bit delusional.
'I got 8 girls on the hook, no way I’m failing this week.', Text from 2 AM.
'Bro, you’re an ocho camel, you can’t even finish one pizza.', DM from your cousin.
'He’s got 8 girls in the group chat, but none of them are coming to the party.', Text from your ex.
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An ocho camel is a guy who talks like he’s got 8 women wrapped around his finger, but in reality, he’s got 8 women wrapped around his finger because they all think he’s a joke.
'I’m the ocho camel, I’ve got 8 girls in my life.', Status update at 3 AM.
'He’s an ocho camel, but he only dated one girl last year.', Text from your mom.
'He said he’s got 8 girls, but only 2 showed up to the party.', Text from your friend.
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An ocho camel is a guy who claims he’s got 8 girls in his life, but that’s just because he’s too lazy to break up with any of them.
'I’m an ocho camel, I’ve got 8 girls and I’m not even trying.', Text from your crush.
'He’s an ocho camel, but he can’t even pick one.', Text from your friend’s ex.
'He’s got 8 girls, but they all know he’s a fake.', DM from his ex.
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