ochlocracy

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a government where the loudest drunk people get to make all the rules
The mayor got voted out because he forgot to bring snacks to the meeting.
The council passed a law that says pizza must be the national food.
They declared war on the school because the principal wouldn't let them wear pajamas on Friday.
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when a bunch of people who don't know what they're doing decide everything for everyone else
They changed the speed limit to 10 mph because one kid said it was too fast for his toy car.
The town decided to paint the roads purple because it looked cool at night.
They banned homework because someone yelled 'I hate math' too loud.
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a system where the most annoying person gets to boss everyone around
The most annoying kid in class got to choose the lunch menu for the whole school.
The principal got fired because the janitor started a loud argument on the intercom.
They voted to rename the school 'The Best Place Ever' because one person kept saying it.
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when the whole town turns into a group of loud, rude people who yell at each other and make bad decisions
The whole town got mad because the mayor said ice cream was too expensive.
They passed a rule that everyone has to wear socks on Tuesdays.
They started a fight over whose dog barked the loudest.
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a type of government where everyone is too lazy to think and just follows the loudest person
The loudest kid in the class got to pick the recess game for the entire school.
They all agreed to wear sunglasses inside because one person said it looked cool.
They banned homework again because someone just yelled 'I hate homework' for five minutes.
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