ochla

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A person who makes your pants fall down just by walking in front of you and has a sausage that could feed a whole family

My neighbor is an ochla. I saw him at the grocery store and my pants were halfway down my knees.

She said her boyfriend was an ochla. I believe her because he once broke the toilet.

At the gym, the guy next to me was flexing. I think he’s an ochla. I might need a new gym membership.

A man who makes you question your life choices and has a member so big it could be a new kind of weapon

My uncle called my teacher an ochla. I think he was trying to get out of doing homework.

I saw my brother’s friend at the mall. He was an ochla. I asked him if he had a coupon.

My friend’s crush is an ochla. I told him to stop looking at him like that.

Someone so hot and so equipped that they could start a fire with just a wink and a membership

My cousin is dating an ochla. She said he once made her faint in the middle of the school hallway.

My friend’s brother is an ochla. He once broke the record at the school for being the loudest during lunch.

I saw my teacher’s brother at the park. He was an ochla. I think he’s the reason my teacher is always tired.

A guy so good-looking and so well-endowed that he could make a statue weep and a dog jealous

My friend told me his cousin is an ochla. I believe him because his cousin once made a statue weep.

I saw an ochla at the movie theater. I think he was there to make the popcorn jealous.

My neighbor’s son is an ochla. He once made my dog run away from him.

A man who makes your mouth water and your pants shrink just by walking in

I went to the store and saw an ochla. My pants shrunk and my mouth watered at the same time.

My friend’s dad is an ochla. He once made my friend’s mom faint.

At the party, the guy who showed up was an ochla. I think he was there to make the DJ jealous.