Ochinero

My cousin is an ochinero. He eats pizza for breakfast and still has no brain.

That guy at the gym is an ochinero. He lifts weights like a baby.

My teacher called me an ochinero because I spilled soda on my homework.

My friend is an ochinero. He thinks 2 + 2 is 5 and still eats three burgers a day.

My neighbor is an ochinero. He yells at the mailman like he’s the president.

My brother is an ochinero. He failed math and still thinks he’s smart.

My classmate is an ochinero. He wears the same shirt every day and still thinks he’s stylish.

My uncle is an ochinero. He eats chips for dinner and still claims he’s a foodie.

My mom called me an ochinero because I forgot my homework and spilled soda on my shirt.