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A person who yells like a madman in public because they think everyone else is deaf and stupid
I screamed 'I’M THE BEST!' in the grocery store and nobody even looked at me
He shouted 'I’M A GOD!' in the elevator and got stuck with us
She yelled 'I’M BEAUTIFUL!' in the park and a dog stared at her like she was crazy
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The kind of person who thinks being obnoxious is a superpower and everyone should bow to them
He did a dance in the middle of the street and said 'I’M A LEGEND!'
She screamed 'I’M THE CHAMPION!' in the restaurant and got kicked out
He yelled 'I’M UNSTOPPABLE!' in the subway and people moved away from him
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A human who thinks everyone is a fan and they should sing their praises in the middle of a crowd
She sang 'I’M THE BEST!' in the mall and nobody clapped
He yelled 'I’M FAMOUS!' in the park and a kid asked if he was a clown
She screamed 'I’M THE QUEEN!' in the bus and got a free ticket for being loud
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A person who thinks they’re a rock star and everyone else is just a background singer
He did a solo in the middle of the football game and said 'I’M THE BEST!'
She screamed 'I’M THE STAR!' in the restaurant and got kicked out
He yelled 'I’M A LEGEND!' in the subway and people moved away from him
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A person who thinks they are the center of the universe and everyone else should know it
He said 'I’M THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE!' in the library and got a warning
She screamed 'I’M THE BEST!' in the school and got sent to the office
He yelled 'I’M THE KING!' in the park and nobody cared
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A person who thinks they're famous and everyone else is just a fan who doesn't know it yet
He said 'I’M FAMOUS!' in the grocery store and nobody believed him
She screamed 'I’M A STAR!' in the bus and got a free ticket
He yelled 'I’M THE BEST!' in the park and a dog stared at him
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